Not Me! Monday

This past week I did not leave my clean laundry in multiple baskets all over the house simply because folding and putting away is not my favorite task. And I absolutely did not leave dirty dishes on the counter for two days, that would be gross and unsanitary, I would never do that!!
My son is always dressed and ready each morning after breakfast, I would never leave him in pajamas all morning and drop him off at his Grandmother's like that. No, even if I was running behind and might possibly be late for work, I would always make sure he was properly dressed.
And lastly, I certainly did not let my baby chew on his father's pager for the last hour of a very long day of touring a historic neighborhood, just to quite him, because I might be embarrased by his squirminess and loud complaining while we toured old houses. Nope, that would be gross. I would never let him put such a germ infested thing in is mouth. Furthermore, I would never let him drool all over his father's pager so that a half hour later it might make a strange noise that, as my husband explained, happens when he accidentally puts it through the wash. Nope, not me!